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• 2012 TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED!
  The 2012 tour of my new solo show ALTERNATIVE kicks off in January, taking in London, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Stirling, Birmingham, Bath, Exeter, Maidenhead, Wells-Next-The-Sea, Dunfermline, Inverness, Newcastle, Leicester, Redhill, Carshalton, York, Swindon, Cardiff, Hemel Hempstead, Ashton-Under-Lyme, and Jersey.
• CHECK OUT MY SHINY NEW WEBSTORE!
  You can buy all my different merch things, including 'goathead' and 'barbarian' t-shirts, CDs, and video and audio downloads. Click here for merchy goodness.
• MY NEW CD COMES OUT IN MARCH!
  Meanwhile, you can buy my first one 'Live In Melbourne (Lives In London)' at my webstore.
• MY BAND HAS RECORDED A NEW ALBUM!
  The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing have a new record coming out in February. Meanwhile check out our Facebook page for news and gigs.
• NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS!
  Okay, so I'm STILL not on the show. But look, I've been doing regular audience warm-ups for them and they keep asking me back. Which is lovely, isn't it? YES!
• All your metal festivals are belong to us!
  I done Download! I done Sonisphere! (And interviewed Max Cavalera!) I done Bloodstock! I even done Leeds and Reading! But most importantly - I STAGEDIVED! Cheers to all the awkward but enthusiastic people who came and said hello! Now come and see me on TOUR!
• Honey the Kids are Exactly the Right Size,
  But Their Density's Fucked
  This spoof movie poster I did for Mustard comedy magazine is now available as part a pack of six spoof movie postcards on the Mustard website.